I'd like to stress that in no way do I wish that Senator Kerry accidently drops his phone, overbalances trying to catch it, and suffers an easily-preventable debilitating brain injury in the resulting fall and accident.
But I can't help imagining it looking at this jackass riding in traffic with his helmet hanging from the handlebars. What kind of a role model would this guy be as president? What's next, running with scissors?
Floats like a butterfly, stings like a self-inflicted splinter of shrapnel.
Kerry keeps claiming he supports the Second Amendment because he supports hunting. Uh, John, the Second Amendment has nothing to do with hunting.
Then, of course, there's this.
A different dork than usual, but whatever.
(I shudder to think what the photoshop gurus at Fark could do with this picture.)
Update - Seriously, I think that Gore took all that 'no personality' talk during the last election to heart, and has decided to reinvent himself as a street-corner, sandwich-board-wearing ranter out of an old cartoon. Nobody can claim he's a robot now.
Of course, I'm no athelete either, so I shouldn't throw stones.
However, I am a shrill partisan Internet hack, so I'm standing by my decision to show this photograph. The people have a right to see it.
Follow this link to Tim Blair's post on the brutal, personal attacks suffered by Kerry this weekend.
"I hope nobody notices that I wee-wee'd on the tarmac."
Hat tip: Bill