Oh, what the hell...

2:50 PM Jun 7, 2005by Rob Ritchie

Kerrys attempts psychometry

2:37 PM Oct 27, 2004by Rob Ritchie

I see...slop. I see...piglets. I see...me in the White House!

5:39 PM Oct 22, 2004

by Rob Ritchie

Kerry's street cred

6:54 PM Oct 20, 2004by Rob Ritchie

11:43 AM Oct 19, 2004

by Rob Ritchie

The latest in a continuing series of sports related displays of Kerry's uncanny mental powers.

11:04 AM Oct 14, 2004

by Rob Ritchie

I'd like to stress that in no way do I wish that Senator Kerry accidently drops his phone, overbalances trying to catch it, and suffers an easily-preventable debilitating brain injury in the resulting fall and accident.

But I can't help imagining it looking at this jackass riding in traffic with his helmet hanging from the handlebars. What kind of a role model would this guy be as president? What's next, running with scissors?

h/t: lgf


10:27 AM Oct 6, 2004by Rob Ritchie

12:48 PM Oct 4, 2004

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4:20 PM Sep 30, 2004

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9:47 AM Sep 20, 2004

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In a trivial display of his mental prowess, Kerry uses his telekinesis to steal a kid's soccer ball.

5:30 PM Sep 15, 2004

by Rob Ritchie

Floats like a butterfly, stings like a self-inflicted splinter of shrapnel.

6:48 PM Sep 10, 2004

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6:37 PM Sep 3, 2004

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12:38 PM Aug 26, 2004

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2:38 PM Aug 12, 2004

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OK, Something's new...

2:30 PM Aug 10, 2004by Rob Ritchie

Pious gratitude to: Florida Cracker

11:08 PM Jul 31, 2004

by Rob Ritchie

"He imposed on us and I disagree with him coming over here shaking our hands," one Marine said, adding, "I'm 100 percent against [him]."

3:53 PM Jul 29, 2004

by Rob Ritchie

Pious gratitude to: Hugh Hewitt

5:43 PM Jul 27, 2004

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5:33 PM Jul 27, 2004

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4:12 PM Jul 20, 2004

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12:34 AM Jul 17, 2004

by Rob Ritchie

Last seen at: Shot in the Dark

2:20 PM Jul 8, 2004

by Rob Ritchie

Not that there's anything wrong with that....

Alphecca says it all

2:34 PM Jul 4, 2004by Rob Ritchie

Kerry keeps claiming he supports the Second Amendment because he supports hunting. Uh, John, the Second Amendment has nothing to do with hunting.

Then, of course, there's this.

8:16 PM Jul 3, 2004

by Rob Ritchie

Kerry tweaks message to reach rural America

"Hey, you, on that tractor! Can you let us over? We'd like to change lanes. I've got to yack at a bunch of hicks at the next off-ramp, then it's back on my luxury land-yacht for caviar dreams and champagne wishes."

Via: Florida Cracker

2:09 AM Jun 24, 2004

by Rob Ritchie

1:15 AM Jun 24, 2004

by Rob Ritchie

It's a twofer!

11:58 AM May 27, 2004by Rob Ritchie

"We deserve a president of the United States that doesn't make homeland security a photo opportunity," said Kerry, posing for a photo opportunity.

10:47 AM May 27, 2004

by Rob Ritchie

A different dork than usual, but whatever.

(I shudder to think what the photoshop gurus at Fark could do with this picture.)

Update - Seriously, I think that Gore took all that 'no personality' talk during the last election to heart, and has decided to reinvent himself as a street-corner, sandwich-board-wearing ranter out of an old cartoon. Nobody can claim he's a robot now.

5:03 PM May 3, 2004

by Rob Ritchie

Kerry Menaces a Child With 'Got Your Nose'

6:41 PM Apr 3, 2004by Rob Ritchie

Hey! I stole a Kerry statue! Oh, wait...

11:09 AM Apr 1, 2004by Rob Ritchie

4:16 PM Mar 31, 2004

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6:50 PM Mar 26, 2004

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10:14 AM Mar 25, 2004

by Rob Ritchie

Not the face! Not the face! Glaven!

12:10 PM Mar 22, 2004by Rob Ritchie

Of course, I'm no athelete either, so I shouldn't throw stones.

However, I am a shrill partisan Internet hack, so I'm standing by my decision to show this photograph. The people have a right to see it.

Follow this link to Tim Blair's post on the brutal, personal attacks suffered by Kerry this weekend.

I know it's childish, but...

1:26 PM Mar 18, 2004by Rob Ritchie

"I hope nobody notices that I wee-wee'd on the tarmac."

12:05 AM Mar 16, 2004

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6:41 PM Mar 16, 2004

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5:49 PM Mar 15, 2004

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1:04 PM Mar 12, 2004

by Rob Ritchie

This one is shooting fish in a barrel, since everybody looks like a dork in pictures taken 30 years ago, but what the heck, we're the most lying, crooked folks in the world.

Hat tip: Bill

4:37 PM Mar 11, 2004

by Rob Ritchie