Unlike Kathy, I don't do this sort of thing very often.
Three names you go by:
Rob
Robby
Snookie-Pie (but only at home)
Three screennames you have:
Pious Agnostic
bolt421
Snookie-Pie (but only at home)
Three things you like about yourself:
I’m pretty good at bantering
I’m a darn good programmer
I’m able to fool my wonderful wife into still loving me despite giving her years worth of excuses to stop
Three things you hate/dislike about yourself:
My general indifference to gardening and yard work
My waistline
My hairline (or lack thereof)
Three parts of your heritage:
French Canadian
Irish
German
Three things that scare you:
Spiders
Being buried alive
Being buried alive by spiders
Three of your everyday essentials:
Coffee
Diet Cola
Mrs. Agnostic’s kisses
Three things you are wearing right now:
Eyeglasses
Underpants
Left sock (also, a right sock)
Three of your favorite bands/artists (at the moment):
Barenaked Ladies
The Roches
Indigo Girls
Three of your favorite songs at present:
Good King Wenceslas
Galileo
Anything by BNL
Three new things you want to try in the next 12 months:
Burning the mortgage on my house
Sleeping to 7AM every day
Building a new computer from scratch
Three things you want in a relationship (love is a given):
Dependability
Challenges
Nookie
Update: Dependable, challenging nookie!
Two truths and a lie:
My current vehicle is a 1996 Dodge Dakota truck
My wife’s vehicle is a 1991 Mitsubishi Galant
We’re both very, very happy with our vehicles.
Three physical things about the opposite sex (or same) that appeal to you:
Long neck
Bright, intelligent eyes
Narrow back
Three things you just can't do:
Polka
Generate any sort of interest in sports
Vote for a Clinton
Three of your favorite hobbies:
Gaming
Blogging
Model Rocketry (though I haven’t done this in a l-o-o-o-o-o-n-g time)
Three things you want to do really badly right now:
Finish Christmas Shopping
Go to lunch
Become a “Flappy Bird” (I guess I’m not as resigned as I thought)
Three careers you're considering:
Man of leisure
Private Detective
Quiz show contestant
Three places you want to go on vacation:
Greece
England
Cherry County, Nebraska
Three kids names:
Jennifer Elizabeth
Robert Warren
(no kids, so this is all we came up with)
Three things you want to do before you die:
Forgive all who have wronged me
Gain forgiveness from all I’ve wronged
Drive a Ferrari full of dynamite right off a cliff and onto Osama bin Laden's neck
Update: The links I supplied for the music groups I currently like didn't work, so I removed them.